my dream

looking through the catolog of some of my own posts like the self indulguent nit wit that i am i came to the conclusion that i swear far too much in my writing. its no wonder that no one reads these things. christ, i wouldnt show it to my grandmother, let alone a complete stranger. i have three posts with the word bullshit in the title. that comes out to two percent of my posts. granted that isnt a substantial number, and the math is almost definitely incorrect anyway, but still by my best estimation, a good two percent of my work is quite literal bullshit. what sort of writer am i? how can i possibly expect to get a person such any sort of attention with such horrible…content? why should you, my dear reader, read a scum bag such as myself? well i dont really have the answer for that. perhaps its in the bible? turn the other cheek? part red seas? hang out with prostitutes? whatever it takes to get you to continue reading is cool with me. after all, a case could be made that this is exactly what the world needs. in a reality in which americas favorite tv dad is a sexual monster, perhaps americas most mediocre angry blogger could fulfill the role of some sort of saint. at the very least ill leave you feeling good about your own grammar and writing skills. so yes, yes i do swear an inordanite amount of the time, and no i dont plan on stopping, but i ask you, whats so wrong with that? after all, are swear words not socially defined? is it not only predicated on public perception that words like “fuck, shit, and…more fucking shit,” are not stables of infants vocabulary? is it not tyrannical that the timids ears dictate the speech of the more open tongued? is it not blasphemous that a person such as myself and i dont know, say, the pope could not walk down the street hand in hand, him praying, and me screaming about fucking shits? because thats what i want. thats the world that i want to live in. a world in which “fucking shit,” and “amen,” can exist within the same plains of speech. where words like “hell,” and “damn,” are not just things that catholics threaten us with, but are instead common facets of our over all speech. where words like “fucking,” are commonly accepted adjectives. how hot is that soup? really fucking hot president obama. do you see how nice that is? i have a dream kids. a big fucking dream.
thanks for reading
paul durante
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