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I Have To Pee

By Otto

It’s true.  I have to pee.  I really really have to pee, and yet here I am typing away, hoping that it will all go away.  If it does though, where will it go? Will someone else’s body absorb it? If so, will they be able to pass a drug test? But let’s say that it doesn’t go away (because it usually doesn’t) then what will happen? Will I die? And if I do, what will my Eulogy read? “Here lies Otto, he could hold his pee like a motherfucker, love his best friend, Stirfry.” All this because I was doing lazy to go to the bathroom.  Oh well

Yeedin Yip Yip and Shit,

Love Otto